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Is
Your Script Ready For Submission? - The Definitive Quiz |
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It's
high time we set the record straight, and got down to brass tacks
- I've made it no secret that script reading, whilst rewarding, can
be a bit of a nightmare at times. The title of this article may have
lead you to believe I was doing something for you, but, let me be
completely transparent here, this article is totally, selfishly for
my sole benefit. If it manages to help you along the way, well, let's
just call that a happy bonus. If your speculative screenplay makes
it through this vigorous test, then I'll be more than happy to look
at it someday. If not, read between the lines. All results are at
the bottom of the page... |
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QUESTIONS |
1)
Have you actually finished writing it yet?
If Yes, go to Question #2
If No, go to
2) Have you read it through on
your own, more than once?
If Yes, go to Question #3
If No, go to Question #4 3)
Have you had a friend (or family member) read it and give you feedback?
If Yes, go to Question #5
If No, go to Question #4 4)
Do you think that reading your work, or someone else reading your
work, is actually valuable?
If Yes, go back to Question #3, and get it read.
If No, go to
5) Be honest, does that friend
(or family member) have a basic knowledge of screenwriting?
If Yes, go to Question #6
If No, go back to Question #3, and reach out to someone who does.
6) How was their feedback and
how have you acted on it?
If "Great, I implemented all of their suggestions", go to
Question #7
If "Good, I implemented most of their suggestions", also
go to Question #7
If "Not good, I didn't implement any of their suggestions",
go to Question #8 7) Do you
believe you have improved the script by implementing the suggested
changes?
If Yes, go to Question #9
If No, go to 8) Did you lie
on Question #5?
If Yes, go to back to Question #3, and get feedback from a better
source.
If No, go to 9) Do you genuinely
think your script is ready for submission?
If Yes, go to Question #10
If No, go to 10) Like, seriously,
absolutely, 110% sure?
If Yes, go to Question #11
If No, go to 11) Is this your
first screenplay ever?
If Yes, go to Question #12
If No, go to Question #14 12)
Have you ever had your dreams brutally stepped on before?
If Yes, go to Question #13
If No, go to
13) How did it feel having your
dreams get brutally stepped on?
If Good, go to Question #14
If Not Good, go to 14) Can you name
an existing film / TV show that's similar to your script?
If Yes, go to Question #15
If No, go to Question #16 15)
How similar on a scale of 1-10 are we talking here?
If "Between 1 and 3, only some passing resemblances", go
to Question #16
If "Between 4 and 6, it draws a lot from its influences",
go to Question #17
If "Between 7 and 10, I love that film / TV show!", go to
16) Have you taken the time to
research if there's anything more similar out there?
If "Yes, and there's nothing", go to Question #18
If "Yes, and I did find something else", go back to Question
#15
If "No", go back to Question #14 after having done that
research. 17) Will other people
immediately draw comparisons between your work and theirs?
If Yes, go to
If No, go to Question #18 18)
Does your script include a page that consists solely of dialogue?
If Yes, go to
If No, go to Question #19 19)
Does your scene description include any implicit camera directions
or "We see..."?
If Yes, go to
If No, go to Question #20 20)
Do you have a title page, along with your name and contact details?
If Yes, go to Question #21
If No, add that in right away, and repeat Question #20 21)
Does your script 100% fit the brief for what has been asked of you?
If "Yes, 100%", go to Question #23
If "Mostly", go to Question #22
If "No", go to 22) Do you think
that will matter to the people you're submitting to?
If Yes, take all the necessary steps to get it to 100%, and go back
to Question #21
If No, go to 23) Have included
all of the materials they've asked for?
If "Yes, 100%", go to Question #24
If "Mostly", go to Question #22
If "No", sort that out immediately, and repeat Question
#23 24) Is this the absolute
best that this piece of work can possibly be?
If Yes, go to Question #25
If No, go back to Question #1 after improving it to that standard.
25) Are you prepared to deal with
the emotional fallout if you are not successful?
If Yes, go to
If No, repeat Question #25 until you are totally, completely, 100%
ready. |
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You Are Not Ready For Submission |
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In
fact, you're the furthest away you could possibly be from submitting
this piece of work. Get it finished, check it over, and come back
to this quiz once it's a completed script. |
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You Are Not Ready For
Submission |
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Sounds like someone has thrown their toys out of the pram before.
Once you realise the value of having others read your work and give
feedback, you'll be able to take your work to the next level. |
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You Are Not Ready
For Submission |
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Why
on Earth did you implement them?! Identifying worthwhile feedback
is as important as receiving it. Get suggestions from multiple sources,
and see where the common issues lie. |
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You Are Not Ready For
Submission |
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You've been telling porkies, mate. Anyone with a basic knowledge of
writing can give workable feedback. Implement the changes, or find
someone else more qualified to give you suggestions. |
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You Are Not Ready For
Submission |
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Honestly,
you've just wasted your own time by even thinking it was worth taking
this quiz. You should only be considering submitting work that you
know is up to its best possible standard. |
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You Are Not Ready For
Submission |
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As great as your first script may be in your head, everyone's first
script is simply not good enough. Submit very much at your own caution,
after you've taken the time to develop a thick skin. |
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You Are Not Ready
For Submission |
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I
don't want to say that you've wasted your time writing this script,
but I will. You've wasted your time writing this script. If it already
exists out there in the real world, no one is going to want to touch
your version. |
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You Are Not Ready
For Submission |
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You've been let down by an over-confidence in your abilities (and
your friends who read your work). These are basic errors that immediately
put yourself on the top of many readers' naughty lists. |
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You Are Not Ready For
Submission |
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You've got this far, so why be careless? Receiving work outside of
the required brief is frustrating for those in charge, and, actually,
pretty damn disrespectful. Sort it out immediately. |
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Congratulations!
Your Script Is Ready For Submission! |
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Providing you've answered with complete honesty, your script is
ready to be seen by readers, agents, producers, competitions, etc.
You'll just have to wait to find out if it's any good or not...
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James Cottle © 2019 |
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